South Park Games
The following game were created by Matthew Crosta:
| Game | Size | About |
| SP Tetris | 500kb | Just as the name implies, it's Tetris, South Park Style |
| X-Mas Game | 2.2mb | Matt Crosta's SSpecial Christmas Game, Exclusive to Mr Hat's Hell Hole |
| SP Arkanoid | 1.18mb | This is based on the old arcade game Arkanoid, where you have to break up a group of bricks by bouncing a ball off of them. |
| South Park Kerboom | 745kb | Remember the old game Kerboom? Well add a little South Park to it and this is what you get! The first official Mr Hat's Hell Hole exclusive game! |
| South Park Mario | 947kb | This game is packed full of action. With 4 difficult levels, 3 bonus levels, Bowser and Mr. Garrison himself. The game play is simple. You control Mario "Kenny" around the levels using the normal arrow keys. You must avoid, mush, kill, and destroy your favorite, original Mario bad guys. Some examples are: the turtle, flying turtle, buggy guys, ghosts, fireballs, skull turtles, tube snappers and many, many more. |
| South Park Plinko | 1.31m | Take the old 'Price is Right' Plinko board and add some South Park spice to it..what do you get? Bob Barker killing Kenny with a Plinko chip?...no..you get South Park Plinko! |
| South Park 007 | 1.0m | This real 3D raycasted version of 007 with a South Park touch is one of the best 2 player 3D games out there. With real weapons from the N64 game, 6 different multiplayer levels, and sweet 3D graphics will keep you busy! |
| Mexican Staring Frog | 730kb | This is a shoot 'em up type game. You could call it South Park Shoot 'Em Up 3. You job is to get rid of the Mexican Staring Frog. You, Jimbo and Ned hop into a 4x4 Jeep and start driving around the woods of South Park. All of a sudden Staring Frogs start popping out everywhere and are attacking you. You take the wheel and Ned and Jimbo start shooting. |
| North Park vs. South Park | 592kb | South Park one night kidnaps Toby, Dan, and Adam (the kids from North Park) leaving only Ryan. He and only him can save the day and his best buds. Guide him around 9 difficult levels to save everyone! |
| South Park Cows | 1.34m | For some odd reasons after many years of friendship, the visitors turn on the cows of South Park. The confused cows did not know what to do, so they started to run (or actually launch themselves at the visitor's spaceship). The cows split into 20 different groups scattered all over the terrain. The visitors only had one ship so they would have to destroy each cow, one by one and then move on. Tons of cool levels like New York, Forrest, North Pole. |
| Mad Volcano | 793k | One day while the boys are outside playing football, they saw that Mount SouthPark started to shake and turned into a volcano. Lava was flowing outta it and flaming lava rocks were flying everywhere. Within seconds the lava created strange lava mountains everywhere and trapped the boys. To bad one lava rock killed Cartman on contact. But now it is up to you not to let any other of the boys to die. You job is to help the boys dodge the flaming lava rocks and much more. |
| Huntin' & Killin' | 787k | This Zip contains 2 games: Shoot Up: Mephaesto was fooling around with genetic stuff when he made clones of the boys! These are not normal clones though. Each clone talks different, dresses different and does weird stuff. Mephaesto called Jimbo to get rid of the clones, but without killing the real kid. Be careful. Hunting: Just a normal day in South Park. Ned and jimbo go out and try to "thinout" some animal. They walk around South Park looking for animals. Few animals hid behind trees, some fly, and whatnot. Each level you get a bigger gun. Watch out because you have a time limit. |
| Booktastic Book Game | 1.1m | The Booktastic Book Bus Blows kaBOOM thus, Cartman trys to catch as many books as possible for Officer BarBrady, because he can't read. You must collect as many falling books that are still falling down from the bus wreck. Be careful because the ground is wet you might slip around! There are multi-levels. have Fun! |
| South Park Lights Out | 546kb | This game has a simple concept to get rid of all the orange squares, and leave only plain grey squares. To do this, you must click on diffrent squares to reverse all adjacent squares. This is the most strainious and complicated puzzle games I have ever played. I don't know how a person can figure out a process to illiminate all the squares. |
| South Park Ultra Air Hockey | 565kb | South Park Ultra Air Hockey is a fast paced air hockey game. First, you pick your player. Then, you start facing your other opponents. Each opponents difficulty level will go up after each level, and sometimes the score that you have to play until will go up. If you beat all the rounds given you will become the king of air hockey! Beat the game and receive a couple of "special" fun levels. |
| South Park Astroid Bash | 567kb | The Visitors abduct Ike and bring him to space. The four boys jump into the South Park NASA space ship after them. Soon after the boys left them, they regained control of Ike... But on there way back to Earth they got caught in a nasty astroid feild. Now you have to control the ship safly through the feild and return the boys home... |
| South Park Drop | 492kb | It ain't no circus, it's more like a rainy day in South Park. 'its raining Ikes and Cartmans", guess that would make it worse then cats and dogs. Anyways, lets collect them Skittles in a bucket, but make sure you get the type to match the label. |
| South Park Sliders | 453kb | At the start of every level there are South Park people and yellow balls. The yellow balls start on the South Park side, and the South Park people start on the yellow balls side. The point of the game is to get the right object to its right side. To do this you control a black slider that is in the middle of the stage. You control it using the Up and Down arrow key. There is a hole in the middle of the slider. While all the objects are bouncing around you have to try and get them passed the hole onto there side. Once all the objects are on there sides you move onto the next level. |
| Cheesy Poofs | 661kb | Cartman is starving and you must help him eat. You must control Cartman to help him catch cheesy poofs and snacky cakes in his mouth. Make sure you watch the time limit. You get 1 point for every Cheesy Poof and 5 points for every Snacky Cakes. The original view and the sweet graphics make this game pure fun. Try to get the high score. Remember Cartman is starving, so don't let him down! |
| South Pong | 634kb | Just like the classic pong game. Only this version includes 24 chooseable character "heads" as pong balls. Including South Park: backgrounds, sounds, music, images, and fun! Play up to any score you want and see if you can master this game over your friends. This game is only a 2 player game. But a GREAT one! Kick ass music on every board! |
| Quastroids | 604kb | A freak storm sends the 4 boys and Ike jetting into the nothingness of space. They get caught it a horrible astroid storm. You must use your mouse to try to blow up the astroids before they hit the boys. Only these astroids are not that easy to destroy. Once you hit the large one, they turn into 2 smaller ones, then another 2 even smaller ones... With 5 horribly hard levels for you to play. If you beat this game your god. |
| South Park Dodge Ball | 467kb | This is a pretty fun game based on the twin or whatever on the face episode. You fly to China and fight in a deadly dodgeball game. You cna pick from many games. Either 1 Player - 1 on 1 battle (Pip vs Cha Ching), 1 Player - Practice (practice your dodging skills), 1 Player - SouthPark vs China (team vs team, all out fight!), 2 Player - 1 on 1 (fight your best friend)... This game uses some cool graphix and other cool sounds. This is a game you play while downloading something or whatnot! |
| South Park Speed Boats | 687kb | This is a game that can be either 1 or 2 player (battle) and you hope on your speed boats (Cartman vs Kenny). You speed down 4 major rivers while dodging rocks and other enemy boats! With 3 hard 1 player rivers this game should take a bit to master. Then play your friends! With some sweet sound and music, why not? |
| South Park Invaders | 589kb | This is like the classic game invaders. Only the 'visitors' from South Park are attacking and it is up to the 4 boys to stop them. Take the 4 boys by 12 hard levels of invading vistors. With cool smooth music and different setups for each level. This game will keep you busy for awhile. |
| South Park Mastermind | 1.03m | For people who know it, Master Mind is an old, very fun, puzzle board game where you have to match the color of the other players code. This game has over 10,000 possible games in it. |
| South Park Shoot 'Em Up | 926kb | You are Jimbo and you find the 4 boys are in trouble. So you whip out your hand gun and try your best to protect them. You must shoot all the 'bad guys' and NOT shoot the 4 boys. (Don't Kill Kenny!) There are 5 levels with increasing difficulties. After 5 hard levels you face Mr. Garrison, while he shoots "Mr. Hat's" at the boys. |
| South Park Concentration | 562kb | Ever hear of the "memory" board game? Well this is just like that Only . . . You get to pick from 3 difficulties. Easy, Medium, and Hard. Then you flip over a card and see the South Park character. You then flip another and see if they match. If you miss then you have to remember where the cards were and everything. With over 10,000 different random levels. |
| Visitors | 536kb | You are Chef, and you and the 4 boys are walking around South Park you see Ike get taken by Visitors. So quickly you and kyle jump into the S.S.S.P Space Ship, and take action! The view is inside the ship lookingout, you shoot 3 different races of visitors while trying to get Ike back. With 3 hard levels, see if you can master this game! |
For screen shots, codes, and for further info on the games above visit: www.spgames.com
Other South Park Games
| Game | Size | About |
| 649kb | Kind of like Mario, but with Kenny -- ***Note: this is not the Official Game of Mr. Hat's Hell Hole*** | |
| Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) - the
Music Video as performed by the gang |
2.0M | Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh, give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh, give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh, and all the girls say he's pretty fly (for a white guy). The Offspring song : 'Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" with a music video performed by the South Park Gang. |
| 3.7M | This will soon be a cool program that will have every bit of information humanly possible for every South Park Character and Episode. The author of the program is asking of help witht he program. He needs information gatherers, beta testers, and programmers. If you would like to help him with this see his site. | |
| SP Adventure | 423kb | This game is pretty cool, there really isn't much to say. Just download it and see how you like it. |
| Logo Puzzle | 223kb | Cool sliding puzzle with our logo as the image. See if you can put it together |
| Avenging Kenny's Death | ???kb | Brace yourselves, South Park fans: Kenny has died at the hands of Eric Cartman. Will this act go unpunished? Will Cartman ever lose weight? You can at least address the first question in this game by directing the two avengers, Kyle and Stan, to capture Cartman and make his tubby booty pay for what he's done. This game features several independent segments, including Cartman chases, a "bash-the-Cartman" sequence, a Mr. Hankey shoot-out, and more. |
| Kyle's Mom is a Bitch- The Music Video | 1.13mb | A Cartman Sing Along featuring Cartman, singing "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch" |
| South Park Solitaire | 113kb | Normal windows solitaire with a southpark touch |
| South Park Hearts | 129kb | Normal windows hearths with a southpark touch |
| South Park Freecell | 80kb | Normal windows freecall with southpark touch |
| Pinkeye 007 | 900kb | **Note- this is different from South Park 007. This is a really cool game that is based on the hit Nintendo 64 game Goldeneye 007. Personally this is my favorite of all the games that we have come across. This game is meant to be played by two opposing people who try to kill each other as who else but Kenny using a variety of weaons ranging from knives to rocket launchers. Definitely check this one out, it's worth the time! |
| South Park Tomogochi | 452kb | Just like that stupid little thing that hangs around your neck and beeps every 5 seconds, this program requires you to keep kenny alive by feeding him cheezy poofs, cleaning him, beating him, and playing with him |
| South Park Boxing | 642kb | An interesting well made southpark boxing game. |
| Shoot Kenny | 384kb | Speaks for itself. |
| Find Ike RPG | 268kb | Help Stan and Kyle find Ike in an alien vessle. |
South Park Game Add Ons
| Addon | Size | About |
| Quake 2 | 1.8m | The world's favorite game + The world's greatest show = The world's greatest Quake 2 TC! Download these to play with South Park in Quake 2! |
| Doom 2 | 2.1m | Dust off Doom 2 and play it like a new game.. In South Park Style! |
| Winamp | 130kb | WinAmp 1.8 Supports Skins to change the look of the program. This is a set of South Park Skins Directions: Unzip to an 'SP' directory under you 'skins' directory (ie: c:\winamp\skins\sp\) Then open winzip, do Alt-S and select 'SP' |
Screen Savers
| Screen Saver | Size | About |
| Charlie Manson | 690kb | This is an X-mas style screensaver based on Merry Christmas Charlie Manson |
| Cartman Saver | 200kb | A cool Cartman screen saver that plays quotes and has a 3D Cartman bouncing around the screen |
| Mr. Hankey | 150kb | Decent screen saver that features a floating Mr. Hankey who leaves stains on your computer. |
| Spooky Saver | 48.7kb | Cool screen saver that is really "scary" |
| Believe Saver | 91.9kb | You better believe or else they could come and steal your little brother |
| Beefcake | 52.3kb | Bulk up your desktop with this buff saver |
| Chef Saver | 67.9kb | Who killed Kenny? Chef?! |
| Kenny Ball | 50.7kb | This you have to see for yourself! |
| Visitors Saver | 79.1kb | Nice screen saver featuring South Park's extraterrestrial visitors |
| Cartman Farting | 82.5kb | This is similar to the 3d Cartman one below, except he farts fire |
| Officer Cartman | 50.9kb | Here Officer Cartman rides his tricycle all around your screen |
| Kenny | 49.4k | This is a really cool Kenny saver with a twist |
| 3d Cartman | 84.4kb | Really cool screensaver using Juz's 3d Cartman pic |
Windows Themes
| Theme | Size | About |
| Original South Park | 220kb | Microsoft Plus Theme (icons, cursors, screensaver,etc...) |
| Anal Probe | 885kb | Theme made specifically for the episode: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe |
| Big Gay Al | 717kb | Theme made specifically for the episode: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride |
| Fat Abbott | 258kb | Theme made for the character Fat Abbott |
| Volcano | 920kb | Theme made specifically for the episode: Volcano |
Misc Stuff
| Thing | Size | About |
| South Park Icons |
100kb | A bunch of icons that depict characters from the show |
| Cartman Says | 575kb | Little program that sits on your desktop and plays Cartman quotes a must have for people that like useless programs |
| South Park Wav Player | 1.82m | A cool wav player with a South Park theme |
| Bumber Stickers | ------ | The coolest wallpaper I've seen that displays the fake South Park bumper stickers. |
| 3d-Cursors | 38.5kb | A bunch of really cool animated cursors using juz's pics |
Mac Stuff
| Thing | Size | About |
| Mac Icons | 37kb | Some South Park Icons for your Macs (.sit file) |
| More Mac Icons | 22kb | Some More Icons for your Macs (hqx file) |